10 Reasons The Amateur Gourmet Should Come to Paris
10 Reasons The Amateur Gourmet Should Come to Paris…
1. They have no idea who Bobby Flay is.
2. The have no idea who Rachel Ray is.
3. They know who Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are, but don’t care.
4. Scientology is illegal.
5. Since they wouldn’t let Oprah into Hermès, there’s an unclaimed Birkin bag for Adam’s mom.
6. They know who Oprah is, but don’t care.
7. Yes, figs are really in season here.
8. “Brangelina” and “Bennifer” are not in the French vocabulary.
9. Richard Quest has been ‘on assignment’ for a suspiciously long time.
10. We need some New Yorkers here to show Parisians that you can’t just walk right into people and expect not to get slugged.
11. Carrie Bradshaw left.