Culinary Crime Scene


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  • January 27, 2006 2:18pm

    Oh dear – looks like high velocity spatter to me!

  • January 27, 2006 2:34pm

    Do they have CSI in Paris? Chocolate scene investigator? Nice all-clad, btw. :)

  • Sezz
    January 27, 2006 3:07pm

    You obviously don’t have a dog!! Mine wouldn’t have given you time to get your camera. What were you making?

  • January 27, 2006 3:09pm

    I have a hunch it was Colonel Mustard.

  • January 27, 2006 3:22pm

    Or maybe Jackson Pollock.

  • January 27, 2006 3:55pm

    I love you David L. I would come over and lick your floor anytime.

  • Alisa
    January 27, 2006 4:09pm

    Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with a blow torch.

  • Alisa
    January 27, 2006 4:11pm

    Oh! How funny….I should have read the comments prior to mine, before writing…..Or not!

  • January 27, 2006 4:28pm

    The floor’s clean, right? Right? :-)

  • January 27, 2006 4:30pm

    So what was going on immediately prior to the pot’s demise? And where are the remains of the water bath, don’t tell me you were heating chocolate over a naked flame?

  • January 27, 2006 4:51pm

    Fifteen-minute rule. It’s fine.

    Oh my — look at the trajectory on that puppy. This is impressive.

  • Kristen
    January 27, 2006 4:53pm

    The HORROR! I will never be the same again……just kidding, nevertheless that must have sucked.

  • January 27, 2006 8:04pm

    Quelle dommage!

    But look at it this way, you’ve created an edible form of art!

  • January 27, 2006 9:54pm

    That is awfully sad. Very sorry for your loss, Mr. L.

  • January 28, 2006 4:11am

    It may have been the dirty work of ‘Colonel Mustard’…
    …but it was ‘Mr Propre’ (Mister Clean) that came to my rescue!

  • January 28, 2006 6:58am

    Having the presence of mind to go grab the camera (instead of breaking something, for instance) was quite impressive!

  • January 28, 2006 8:26am

    Ooh! What died? The chocolate mouse? Doesn’t seem like enough blood to be a human to me. ;)

  • RW
    January 28, 2006 12:56pm

    OH The HuMANity! Oh and its just awful (sob) and the flames and… oh the chocolate falling to the ground… its terrible… terrible…

  • Briana
    January 28, 2006 7:48pm

    Oh the humanity!!!

  • January 28, 2006 8:53pm

    Oh, I like this! What were you making???

  • January 29, 2006 1:09pm

    It’s like The New Yorker caption contests. What caption would go best with this picture? Hmmm…
    “Life is like a wall of chocolate…”
    You guys finish the rest:)

  • January 29, 2006 1:23pm

    “The Baker Did It!”…

  • January 30, 2006 10:32am

    Surely you did this on purpose…that way we could beg you to allow us to lick up your floor!
    Who is first in line?

  • January 30, 2006 4:49pm

    I have heard of Alcohol abuse, but never Chocolate abuse.

    So does the 3 second rule still apply here?

  • January 30, 2006 5:39pm

    Well, for a moment, I did consider the ‘3 second rule’, but if you saw what’s lying on the streets and sidewalks here (like dog poopy galore, and lots of pee-pee), you’d be like me: once something hits the ground, it’s gone for good, as far as I’m concerned.

  • January 30, 2006 9:24pm

    The best food stylist couldn’t get a spatter that perfect.

    Damn. Even when you’re unlucky, you’re lucky.

  • February 1, 2006 7:54am

    did you really say “dog poopy galore”? Now that is funny!

  • always hungry
    February 2, 2006 7:16am

    Merde!(that is the extent of my French)