December 2005 Archives

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I wish you all a wonderful New Year and Bonne Année.

My New Year's Eve celebration will be filled with fresh oysters from Brittany accompanied by slices of fresh rye bread smeared with salted butter, a coupe (or two..) of rosé Champagne, and a nice wedge of caramelized Almond Tart for dessert, a delicious reminder of my days at Chez Panisse. It's bubbling nicely now in my oven, filling my kitchen with the luxurious smell of caramelized butter and toasty almonds. I can barely wait until it's cool and ready to eat!

Thanks to all of you for visiting my site and for leaving your comments on the blog. Special thanks to those of you who are the proud owners of one of my dessert books, have visited Paris on a tour with me, or attended one of my classes this past year during one of my cooking tours in the states.

I look forward to you returning here to my site, where I'll continue to write about my chocolate and gastronomic adventures here in Paris.

See you soon...a bientôt...


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Something in Paris has turned horribly wrong. It's called 'the weather', or to be more specific...winter has arrived.

Which means it's gotten cold, gray, and dreary. In fact, it's so cold that I refuse to go outside until spring. Believe me, all those romantic photos of Paris you see are taken during the spring and fall are very deceptive and although beautiful, it would take a mighty big levier (crowbar) to get me outdoors.


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So when to do when you're stuck indoors for three or four months? Make candy!


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If you've never made candy, this one is really simple and incredibly delicious so there's no reason not to try a batch. And truthfully, doesn't it make you feel happier just looking at it?

My recipe for Chocolate-Almond Buttercrunch Toffee is easy: You chop nuts, you make a syrup, and then you pour the syrup over the nuts. Sprinkle some chocolate over it, spread it out, and finish it with more nuts. That's it. There's no fancy techniques and the only special equipment you'll need is a candy thermometer; they're easily found online, and in most supermarkets. (Yes, really. Take it from someone who lurks in supermarkets, searching for things like candy thermometers, late at night.)

I like to add a sprinkle of fleur de sel, French salt, which gives it a pleasant salty edge which is divine with the dark chocolate and toasty nuts (any coarse salt can be used). Although you can use chips, you can also chop up a block of chocolate, instead.


When making candy, here's a few tips that'll help:


  • Read the recipe thoroughly before proceeding and have everything ready.

  • Make sure your thermometer is accurate. If you're not sure, bring a pot of water to a boil. It should read 212 degrees if you live at sea level. I use a glass candy thermometer, although the digital ones work as well.

  • Be careful dealing with hot syrups. A good precaution is to have a large bowl of iced water handy. If you spill syrup on your hand, plunge it immediately into the water to stop the burn.

  • The best way to clean a caramelized pan is to fill it with water and bring it to a boil. Let stand until the syrup melts away.

  • Every once in a while, candy doesn't work. Sometimes it's too humid, or the sugar decides to crystallize (don't encourage it by overstirring), or the planets aren't aligned. Don't get discouraged; it happens even to professionals.


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Chocolate-Almond Buttercrunch Toffee


Adapted from The Perfect Scoop


2 cups (8 ounces, 225 g) toasted almonds or hazelnuts, chopped between 'fine' and 'coarse'
2 tablespoons water
1/2 cup (1 stick, 115 g) salted or unsalted butter, cut into pieces
a nice, big pinch of salt
1 cup (200 g) granulated sugar
1/4 cup (60 g) packed light brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
5 ounces (140 g) bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, chopped, or 1 cup chocolate chips


optional: Roasted cocoa nibs and fleur de sel


1. Lightly oil a baking sheet with an unflavored vegetable oil.


2. Sprinkle half the nuts into a rectangle about 8" x 10" (20 x 25 cm) on the baking sheet.


3. In a medium heavy-duty saucepan fitted with a candy thermometer, heat the water, butter, salt, and both sugars. Cook, stirring as little as possible, until the thermometer reads 300 F degrees. Have the vanilla and baking soda handy.


4. Immediately remove from heat and stir in the baking soda and vanilla.


5. Quickly pour the mixture over the nuts on the baking sheet. Try to pour the mixture so it forms a relatively even layer. (If necessary, gently but quickly spread with a spatula, but don't overwork it.)


5. Strew the chocolate pieces over the top and let stand 2 minutes, then spread in an even layer.


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If using, sprinkle with a small handful of cocoa nibs and a flurry of fleur des sel. Sprinkle the remaining nuts over the chocolate and gently press them in with your hands.


Cool completely and break into pieces to serve. Store in an airtight container, for up to ten days.


Related Recipes and Links


Chocolate FAQs

Chocolate-Covered Caramelized Matzoh Crunch

Triple Chocolate Scotcheroos

Chocolate-Covered Salted Peanut Caramel Cups

The Great Book of Chocolate

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"Adam knows what he did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it."
-David 'Paris' Lebovitz


Watch David and Adam à Paris...


Yup, I'm back in Paris...home for the holidays.

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a soon-to-be Happy Birthday to David!
(...it's the 27th)



  • For a dose of hilarious holiday humor, listen to Xmas in Frisco (if you have iTunes, it's under the Radio listings; click: 'Holiday' to listen). The songs are some of the funniest things I've ever heard and softens the edge from any holiday stress.

  • The Menu for Hope II has barely concluded and Pim's highly successful fundraiser has raised over a whopping $21,000!. Funds are going to UNICEF to help the people of Pakistan affected by the natural disaster. Many thanks to the food bloggers and companies who participated and I look forward to meeting whoever wins the big scoop (or two...or three!) of glace Berthillon we'll be sharing here in Paris.

  • The 2005 Food Blog Awards are taking nominations. Check it out and vote for your favorites.

  • You'll find me a few places around the web:
    On NPR, I take Jim Fleming, host of To The Best of Our Knowledge on a tour of Paris chocolate shops. We explore the best places in Paris and you can listen to it by clicking on the link.
    (Warning: Shoving a microphone under my face mysteriously turns me into a dork.)

  • Be sure to read The Only 149 Chocolates You Need To Know About. It's a very right-on take on chocolate; what's new, what's good (and what's not...), and where to find them. It's from Departures magazine, and I'm featured in the magazine, which the online article is excerpted from.

  • A certain amateur came to Paris recently for a whirlwind tour of the city. Armed with a video camera, a bit of jet-lag, some nibbles of dark chocolate, a carafe of red wine, and a certain amount of chutzpah, there may be a funny video in our future. I'll let you know when (and if) it appears for public viewing.

  • Fox Television has agreed to pick up the pilot for my new reality show, An American Pastry Chef in Paris.
    In each hilarious episode, an American pastry chef is forced to search the streets and shops of Paris, looking for odd ingredients (cranberries, cream of tartar, real vanilla extract, or corn syrup) for the final competition to determine if he can stay in the city longer. The goal is to create a dessert that meets the stringent standards set forth by the nastiest chef in town. Along the way, each contestant learns to dodge les dames with their shopping carts, masters the most effective way to cut in line, learns to distainfully sneer at any special request, finds a café that will let them use the bathroom, avoids being ripped off at the market by vendors sneaking rotten fruit into their bag (bonus points given if they can avoid being short-changed...), and triumphs only when he or she gets the chef to actually enjoy something with peanut butter in it...or can successfully snap a photo for their blog at Le Grand Epicerie without being tackled by security.

Ok, just kidding on that last one. But that'd make a fun gift for me, now wouldn't it?


Happy Holidays and Bonne Fête To All!

The most vexing problem that home bakers ask me about is cookies that spread during baking. Most of you are in the midst of holiday baking and if you're done already, Bravo!

As for the rest of us...gulp!


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Here are some helpful tips to prevent cookies from spreading:


Don't Overbeat the Batter
Far too many recipes advise bakers to simply "Cream butter and sugar until smooth". So many people just turn on the mixer and go watch Access Hollywood. By the time you've had your fill of Tom & Kate, Brittany & Kevin, or Nick & Jessica, the batter is big & fluffy.
And like those relationships, they're just wrong.

When you beat butter and sugar, those little crystals of sugar create air pockets between the butterfat. The more you beat, the more air you incorporate (those trapped air pockets steam open and expand in the oven).
That's great for a nice, light cake...but not for most cookies.

So when the recipe says, ""Cream or beat butter and sugar", just mix them for about 30 seconds, until well-combined.


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Pecan-Brown Sugar Shortbreads from Room For Dessert


Use Ungreased Baking Sheets
Unless the recipe says so, bake cookies on an ungreased or unbuttered baking sheet. You're creating a slippery surface if you do, which causes cookies dough to slide. I use parchment paper, which has just enough friction for cookies to stay-put without sliding around, but they don't stick.


Measure Ingredients Properly
I know this is a big duh!, but adding more liquid or less flour than a recipe indicates makes a big difference. When people tell me, "I can't bake", I never understand that. I mean, how difficult is "8 ounces of butter" or "3 large eggs"? It's not like a piece of meat that you need to guess and adjust cooking times. Baking is a no-brainer.

But like some folks in the US government, people seem to have trouble doing what's called for. Using extra-large aggs in place of large eggs means you've added more liquid. Not enough flour added to a recipe can also be problematic, as is ignoring people displaced by a hurricane and going to a fund-raiser in Arizona or shoe shopping at Ferragamo in Manhattan.


Check Your Fat
Most butter is about 80% fat, meaning the rest is roughly 20% water. When used in a batter, that water liquifies, and voila!. You can use a 'European-style' butter, like Plugra or Land 'O Lakes Ultra-Creamy butter, which has a higher percentage of fat and remains more stable when baked.

Some recipes use vegetable shortening instead of butter, which is another alternative (although I don't personally use vegetable shortening). Vegetable shortening is 100% percent fat, which means there's little water so things stay in place better when baked (it's why pie dough made with shortening is flakier...there's little water to saturate and toughen the flour.)

If you choose to replace butter in your recipe with vegetable shortening, find one without trans-fats, which are now available.


Check Your Oven Temperature
Every oven is completely different. I had a someone call me at 11pm one night to tell me her Peanut Butter Cookies took 10 minutes to bake instead of 9 minutes, as indicated by the recipe.
Buy an oven thermometer and check the accuracy of your oven.

If you put cookies in an oven that's not hot enough, they'll droop and spread before firming up.

Way back when, hotelier Leona Helmsley was charged with tax evasion and she became Public Enemy #1. A clever ad campaign lured guests back with the line...


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"Say what you want, she runs a helluva place!"


That's the way I feel about Los Angeles.
I don't know why, but I used to harbor suspicions about the place, that it was all just a big phony façade.


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But a peek underneath that glittery surface, like Jessica and Nick's marriage, and you'll find there's more going on beneath that slick exterior than you might imagine.

Aside from the gorgeous fruits and vegetables available in markets, there's terrific restaurants, easy parking, the World's Best Movie Theatre (which also has freshly-made caramel corn), abundant sunshine, and some of the best examples of facelifts gone wrong to gawk at (Skip the Polo Lounge...the Whole Foods across the street from The Grove is by far the best place to get a closer look.) But the real LA, to me, is found in the juxtaposition of incredible wealth and over-the-top excess, just next to small Mexican food joints, and chest implants (on both men and women) so big they're in another zip code.


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And smack dab in the center of LA is the old Farmer's Market. You'll find old-fashioned ice cream parlors, candymakers pouring and slicing giant slabs of hot toffee, powerful mixers grinding deep-fried salty peanuts into peanut butter, and jovial butchers with a rather fine sense of humor.


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But the best attraction at the market is the Loteria Grill. Tiny Mexican women, barely able to reach the griddle, spend hours chatting and patting out fresh corn tortillas, tossing them on the hot grill, then piling on savory fillings such as cochinita pibil, or pulled pork with pickeled red onions.


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My dining companions had the most beautiful plate of stuffed chilis I'd ever seen...


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Unfortunately, I hate chiles (when cooked, they taste like acrid, wet cardboard to me), but I was convinced to have a bite of the filling, which was a mix of pork and almonds. It was very, very good, but I was getting full since I almost I single-handedly polished off a jumbo platter of chips and guacamole.

And like the crowded freeways, there's lots of directions to go for something sweet...


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Nibbling some crisp, buttery almond toffee, my friend Anne and I, took her big 'ol Cadillac out for a spin in search of more.

Our first stop was boule.
Since I needed permission from the manager to take photos (permission denied!), I had to take our stash outside to give you a look.


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But our first impression, before going in, was the place seemed to have a patina of something foggy on it. The ultra-modern interior perhaps needed a good Windex-ing.
Few of the sleek chocolates looked interesting; most were painted with edible colorings and the contemporary fruit tartlets failed to excite. The dude serving us was very nice and offered samples of the ice creams, such as Cocoa Nib (good, but the custard needed more oomph0, Caramel-Cardamom (nice), and bitter Chocolate Sorbet (a bit grainy.)

My fascination, of course, was with les macarons...


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I liked the dense, creamy chocolate macaron the best, and had high hopes for the Pecan Pie, but the taste was no improvement over the real thing...so why bother? I ordered an espresso, which seemed to confuse everyone behind the counter. One little cup was made, then was passed around amongst the staff, while they discussed at length whether it was right or not.
It didn't give me much confidence. (Pet peeve #85: Espresso not served immediately after it's made.)

We then took a ride over to a Mateo's ice cream shop, where we were literally dazzled by the selection of ice creams and fresh fruit ices our south-of-the-border neighbors come up with. In spite of all the weird crap that people are calling food these days, I'll bet you've never seen...


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Although the flavor was faint (perhaps thankfully?) I think it would be intriguing paired with sweet, juicy-ripe strawberries. I tried the Cajeta ice cream made from caramelized goat milk and a scoop of cafe con leche. There was also Queso (cheese) and Guanabana (or, cherimoya...which I had an regrettable experience with on a trip to Mexico some time back and was not to eager to, um, re-taste it, since I tasted it for several days after the trip...if you know what I mean.)

The last stop was in Beverly Hills to sample some treats from Sherry Yard, the pastry chef at Spago.


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Sherry's one of the brightest lights in the pastry world and never fails to impress me when the dessert is presented. On my last visit, she sent out tiny chocolates filled with a gelée of Concord Grapes. There was also a Huckleberry Custard that showcased the intensity of the tiny, powerfully rich berries that was memorable. When I stepped in the kitchen, Sherry was crushing peppermint sticks and wearing a pink chef's coat in support of Cook For the Cure. When I asked where she got it, she described how she filled her hot tub with pink dye... tossed her chef's coats in, then turned the jets on!

I can't imagine anyone in their right mind doing that.

Except someone from LA.


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6333 West 3rd Street

Mateo's
4222 West Pico Boulevard

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420 North La Cienega Boulevard

Wow!
The latest numbers are in!

So far over $11,000 have been raised for the Red Cross to help the victims of the earthquake in Kashmir. There are fabulous prizes to be had, and you could win any of them for a minimum donation of just $5. There's a historic walking tour of New York's Chinatown, a day with Michelin-starred chef Stéphane Molé of Les Ormes, tea with Clotilde, a giftbasket of spices from Kashmir put together by my pal Brett, a digital food photography lesson with Heidi, a Sonoma county wine-lovers tour, and the best gift of all...a copy of The Great Book of Chocolate and the chance to have ice cream with me at Berthillon here in Paris!


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To see all the fabulous prizes and donate for a chance to win, visit
Menu For Hope at Chez Pim.

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Tiny little heads of cauliflower, no bigger than a dolls-head. These were the most colorful I'd ever seen in magnificent shades of vivid purple and deep orange.


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Although America is known as the land of HUGE food, these tiny baby carrots are tender and very sweet. My first week as a cook at Chez Panisse, I spent a few hours peeling a case of them...only to discover later they were going to be blended up and made into soup!


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The actresses (and wannabes) trolling around Hollywood aren't the only things nicely stacked in LA...


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Potatoes


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These are Improved Meyer lemons. The original Meyer lemons were disease-prone so they were re-hybridized, hence the name Improved Meyer lemon. They're often mistakenly called a cross between an orange and a Eureka lemon since they're as sweet, juicy, and aromatic as an orange, but with a lemony tang. But they're not.


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Beautiful winter squash


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Stinging Nettles, which have lots of tiny prickers...ne touchez pas!


For more information on the market, visit the Santa Monica Farmer's Market web site.


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To Whoever This May Concern:


I apologize for stealing your Sharpie® during my current book tour.


As you can see, I couldn't help it.

It started with the one I borrowed when booksigning in Virginia. But somewhere between there, and San Francisco, my obsession went horribly wrong.

But you see, we don't get Sharpies® in France.

And I just couldn't resist yours.

Your Sharpie® was so new and so very alluring with that perfectly tapered ink-filled tip.

So round.
So firm.
So plump.

Yes, I kept promising myself, "David...make this the last one!"

But one thing led to another. And another Sharpie® found its way into my pocket.

Then another.

But I will make sure that your Sharpie® has a nice, cozy, and safe place in Paris.
I apologize for an inconvenience this may have caused you.

Thank you for your understanding.

Yours truly,


David Lebovitz



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Sonoma County

2 comments - 12.13.2005
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Just a short drive across the Golden Gate Bridge from San Francisco, Sonoma County is a gorgeous winemaking region about an hour north (unless you're me and have a horrible sense of direction and get lost...then it will take longer.)
But once you arrive, you'll find that Sonoma boasts world-class cheesemakers like Ig Vella who makes Sonoma Dry Jack, a hard grating cheese whose exterior is rubbed with cocoa powder for ripening. There's Craig Ponsford's Artisan Bakery too, which won the Best Baguette in, gulp, Paris...of all places.
As you can imagine, that was quite an upset!


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The last of the persimmons, barely hanging on the tree.


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It isn't California without Caesar Salad. But bread and butter alongside? Trés americain!


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This is 'French'?
I've never seen taffy in France...or a goofy mug like that either.


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Just-harvested olives, to be pressed into California extra-virgin olive oil.


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Lucky plants...
Even they get chocolate too!

Menu For Hope

4 comments - 12.12.2005

My other girlfriend Pim has organized a wonderful auction to raise money for victims in Pakistan and India of the recent natural disaster. As the chilly winter approaches, international aid is necessary and vital to the people of these regions.


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Visit Chez Pim for more details. Just a $5 donation buys you a chance for such wonderful gifts as having tea with Clotilde of Chocolate & Zucchini, a chance to appear in a video (although he didn't say what kind, I'm sure it's PG 13) with Adam, the Amateur Gourmet, and Sam of Becks Posh and Nosh has put together not one, not two...but three super food-related hampers of culinary gifts and cookbooks!

For my donation, the winner will get a personally autographed copy of The Great Book of Chocolate, and I'll take the winner to Berthillon in Paris for ice cream!

The prizes just keep coming and coming and coming...

You can donate here to have your chance to win one of these amazing prizes.


UPDATE: The auction is over. Thanks everyone for participating!


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In case you'd like to read a first person account of my Holiday Chocolate Baking class in Seattle, Gluten-Free Girl came by to visit and posted about it at her site

And Sam posted about my class (and proposal) at Becks & Posh in San Francisco as well.

Seems like I'm leaving a few broken hearts in my wake!

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I have to admit that this is my "Little Black Dress" that many women...and perhaps a few men (since I'm from San Francisco), consider their multi-purpose, never-fail-to-impress sexy black number hanging in their closet. I'm normally wary of recipes that call themselves "The Best" since often you make them, and they ain't all that.

But of all the chocolate sauce recipes I've tasted over the years, this is the absolute favorite in my repertoire. I came up with it years ago when I was compelled to create a chocolate sauce that was rich, thick, glossy, and not loaded with butter or cream—this sauce has neither!)


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From golden profiteroles filled with vanilla ice cream, to a warm wedge of tender chocolate cake, I can't imagine any chocolate dessert that wouldn't be improved by being doused with a nice drizzle of this. I keep a container of chocolate sauce on hand, especially during the holidays, to dress up a simple dish of ice cream after an impromptu dinner or for a little treat in the afternoon when I crave something very chocolaty.

But often I just sneak a spoonful direct from the container.


The Best Chocolate Sauce
About 2 1/2 cups


1 cup (250 ml) water
1/2 cup (100 g) sugar
1/2 cup (160 g) light corn syrup, agave nectar, or glucose
3/4 cup (75 g) unsweetened cocoa powder (preferably Dutch-processed)
2 ounces (55 g) bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, finely chopped


1. In a medium saucepan, whisk together the water, sugar, corn syrup (or agave or glucose), and cocoa powder.


2. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Once it's just begun to simmer and boil, remove from heat and stir in the chopped chocolate until melted.


Serving: You should let the Chocolate Sauce stand for a few hours before serving, which will give it time to thicken a bit.


Storage: Store the chocolate sauce in a covered container in the refrigerator for up to 10 days. Rewarm before serving.


(For those of you who have asked, the chocolate cake is the Gâteau Racines, from Ready for Dessert.)


Related Recipes and Links:

Chocolate FAQs

Cocoa Powder FAQs

Ingredients for American Baking in Paris

Chocolate-Almond Buttercrunch Toffee

Chocolate Biscotti

Very Chocolate Cookies

Chocolate Scotcheroos

Coconut-Chocolate Macaroons

Chocolate-Covered Caramelized Matzoh Crunch

Chocolate-Dipped Florentines

Seattle

8 comments - 12.07.2005



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I love Chicago.
Chicago is The Great American City. It's a city that didn't turn its back on it's downtown, which is a modern, vibrant, and a beautiful metropolis marked by the great American invention: skyscrapers.

My favorite place to eat in Chicago is the Big Bowl. It was started by Bruce Cost, who I worked with several years ago as his pastry chef and I literally crave his food. (He's cooked for me some of the most extraordinary Chinese food I've ever had. He's perhaps the most naturally gifted chef I know.) I made sure to eat there at least once a day, chowing down on Kung Pao Chicken (which bears no resemblance to what's served at your local Chinese place), slithery chow fun noodles, steamed dumplings stuffed with spicy chicken, and green tea mochi ice cream, a perfect little dessert, wrapped in a paste of rice flour.

I ate well no matter where I went and I met wonderful folks at the Sur La Table stores in Chicago and Naperville. One such wonderful folk-person/local I got to meet was Barrett of Too Many Chefs at the Bongo Room for a modern take on the great American hybrid; Sunday Brunch.
Crammed into this café with several hundred other people, we drank bottomless cups of Joe and I watched in awe as Mrs. Barrett polished off an astounding breakfast of French Toast with Toffee Butter, Creme Anglaise...topped with a scoop of ice cream!


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Later, of course, I paid a visit to the new Hershey chocolate store where I found the world's largest Hershey's Kiss....(which looked almost as dangerous as a giant M & M)...


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And there was some, er, yummy looking muffins which I, um, declined to sample...


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And tucked away in the corner of the store were bars of Scharffenberger chocolate, which was recently acquired by Hershey's. It seems a bit out of place in this emporium of excess.


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I was very sad not to be able to get a bag of Garrett's caramel corn.
The first time I stopped by, the line snaked out the door, and I said to myself, "No way!"

Then I sauntered around the neighborhood a bit, went to the Apple store, but the craving within me was growing to strong to ignore for a sack of their fabulous warm caramelized popcorn, so I got back in line. I waited 20 minutes, it moved very little, and when I heard the wait was over 2 hours, I decided to skip it and return back to my hotel, sad and empty-handed.

But the next day when I was across the street I noticed there was no line snaking out the door, just the people inside, and I practically got run over by a bus racing to get over there. Unfortunately after another 20 minute wait, I realized the line wasn't moving this day either (they must employ French civil servants), and left empty-handed.

Coming back to America is always a bit of a culture shock. While I love going into Walgreen's and finding everything from scrunchies to munchies, you come across something like this...


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...and as hard as I try, I'm unable to write about it.

Where does one begin?

(Long pause of silence)


At the airport, I found a Corner Bakery, which I've dubbed, "The Little Bakery That Should". Scattered throughout America, these convenient 'bakeries' serve full meals, as well as coffee drinks and baked goods. Unfortunately the food isn't very good and the pastries and baked items are sad reminders of what makes a true corner bakery so wonderful: fresh and wholesome treats, baked with pride.


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Just prior to take-off, on my way to Seattle, I spooned up their Swiss Yogurt Cup, which was the only thing on the menu that didn't make my teeth chatter from excessive sweetness.

Time to put on my polarfleece and Teva's and head to Seattle and Portland...

-Does anyone really watch all the reruns of "Saved By The Bell" that run all morning on television?

-Why is the air-conditioning turned on full-blast, everywhere...in December?

-Why can't they open a Rite Aid in Paris? I love a drugstore that sells yogurt, socks, and clocks with singing Bass.

-What insane person first decided to manufacture yogurt with gelatin in it?

-I am certain that Tyra Banks is a Vulcan.

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-I am certain that Larry King will one day peel off his head and reveal himself to be an alien intent on sucking the content from American minds.

-Does anyone actually finish one of those jumbo caramel-flavored coffees with a pile of whipped cream from Starbucks?

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My daily espresso, from Starbucks


-Does anyone actually buy a copy of USA Today or do the same copies float from person to person at airports?

-Why does Oprah appearing as a guest of David Letterman make national news headlines?

-It's so easy to forget how vibrant and beautiful the colors of the changing leaves are when you drive around the east coast of America.

-Next year for Thanksgiving, I will give thanks there's no French equivalent of Nancy Grace.


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-Thank goodness for Starbucks.
Say what you want, but before they came along, it was impossible to get a decent cup of coffee almost anywhere in America when on the road.

-Three arguments why Americans should be constitutionally prohibited from making "croissants"...


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One of the greatest things about America is the cultural mix. Which often means that you can get great food in the unlikeliest of places. Like very good Mexican food in, um, Virginia!


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A previously satisfied customer?


Arlington, Virginia, is best known for the cemetary and a large, five-sided building called the Pentagon. (There's lots of military people lurking in the Metro and on the streets, which feels somewhat disconcerting.)
It's an unlikely place for good Mexican food, but I found it at Oyamel.


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It wouldn't be Mexican without chips 'n salsa verde


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Tacos stuffed with Carnitas 'Cristina la Guera: Braised baby pig with tomatilla salsa, cilantro, and crispy-fried pork skin


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Corn puffs seasoned with chopped avocado leaves stuffed with...


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...guacamole!


Oyamel
2250-B Crystal Drive
Arlington, VA
Tel: 703-413-2288

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